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Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya..
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Airport se usne ek Auto Liya
aur hotel ki taraf gaya..
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Raste me usko ek Honda car
dikhayi di..
Japani:"HONDA made in JAPAN...
very fast...
Aage usko ek Toyota car ne
over take kiya..
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Japani:"TOYOTA made in
JAPAN... very fast..
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Hotel pahuch kar usne driver
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poocha kitne paise hue.. ??
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Driver:"RS. 8000..
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Japani:"Itne paise.. ??
wo kaise.. ??
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Driver:"METER made in
INDIA.....''VERY VERY
FAST..
Hum se panga...

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Ek aurat nahane ke liye swimming pool me gayi

waha jaise vo nahane lagi waha ke guard ne use mana kr diya ki yaha nahana mana ha

vo boli jab ma kapde utar ri thi tab tu mana kyu ni kiaa..

Vo bola madam kapde utarnaa mana ni ha sirf nahana mana ha..hahah:p

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Teacher:" agar raat me machhar kate to kya karna chahiye..
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Boy:" chup chap khuja kar so jana chahiye qki aap rajnikant to ho nhi..
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jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge...:p :O :/

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Husband:" Hamari 10th Aniverasrypar Me Tumhe..
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ANDAMAN NIKOBAR ISLAND Le Jaaunga
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Wife:" Wow..Aur 25th Aniversary Par.. ??
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Husband:" Tumhe Wapas Lene Aaunga...

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