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Thinking of boys and girls in first meet;)
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi karungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..

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Girl take 100 pic in a day and delete 99.. Uploads the 1 which looks better and says...
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"Aise hi baithi thi aur kisi ne le li" :P

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A brilliant marketing statement written outside a 'Women Shoe Shop'.....

50% discount if you select in 5 minutes...!!!

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Teacher at class:" suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,

sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.100/- le k aana

Pappu:" saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,

Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai
aur hum logo se 100_100 rupye liye ja rahe hai..

matlab ek bachche se 80/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*80=4800 Rs.

khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne..

Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge, aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta.. :/

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chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.100/- le k aana..

Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya... :((

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Pappu to mom:" Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.200/- rupye mangaye hai...:p :O :D :D

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