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Tantrik to santa: Beta
tumhare ghar par
chudail ka vaas hai..
Santa: Baba, main
thappad maar dunga jo
meri biwi ke baare me
kuchh kaha to..

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That before and after marriage situation.

Girl: When we get married I will share all your problems and stand by you in
times of pain and suffering.
Boy: Sweet. But honey I dont have any problems right now.
Girl: Awwwww so sweet. That is because we are not married yet ;)

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Budda 1 Ladki se takraya
Budda: sorry
Girl: stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka ladki se takraya
Ladka: sorry
Girl: its ok
Budda: meri sorry ki spelling galat thi kya!

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Teacher: Can u tel the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into students lives?

Stud:
Smo-KING
Drin-KING
&
Bun-KING

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