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Wife : Ek baat bolu??..
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Husband : Bolo. . .
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Wife : Maaroge to nahi?. ..
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Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?. . .
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Wife : mai pregnant hun.. .. .
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Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news,dar
kyu rahi
thi??
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Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko
bataya tha toh
badi maar padi thi..

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Main kabhi batlata nahi,
'Bar' me daily jata hu main maa...

Yu to main dikhlata nahi,
'Daru' peeke roz aata hu main maa...

Tujhe sab kuch pata hai na maa,
Meri maa...

'Peene' par yu na maro mujhe,
Ghar laut ke bhi aa na paun maa...

'Scotch' main itna peeta nahi,
'Beer' me hi seham jata hu main maa...

Chehre pe aane deta nahi,
Lekin kabi bhi ludak jata hu maa..

Tujhe sab hai pata hai na maa..
Meri maa...

From the movie
"Bewde zameen par"*beer*

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Me:" I love you..
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Girl:" Shutup..
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Me:" I Like you..
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Girl:" Shutup..
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Me:" I Miss you..
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Girl:" Shutup..
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Me:" you are really pretty !!
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Girl:" Really ??
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Me:" SHUTUP.... :p :o ;p

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Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
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Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
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Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
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Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
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Jaane Do, Apna
Hi Nikal Lo,
Almaari Me Rakha
Hai...

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