Post a Funny Joke
 

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi

Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?

Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
"Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho, wo abhi vyast hai" kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare

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This is killer.!

Husband comes home early and sees wife with another guy.
Wife: Why are you early?
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: Don't try to change the topic.!:p=))

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Bf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe
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Gf:"abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii
h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... .
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Bf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:o :p

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Smart Father ;-) -

Beta - Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar
bike hi leni hai...
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Baap - Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya
350cc ki bulet,

picha tune 100cc
ki scooty ka hi karna hai.... :P ;-)

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