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Unmarried Man:" Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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married Man:" Shaadi kar lo...

fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi.. :P :D

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Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe :P

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Before drinking

bhai aj pila de bas,aj mere paas paise ni ha

after drinking

bhai tu paise ki chinta mat kr.tera bhai baitha ha na

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Mere ek dost k Naye fashion ko dekh kar muze kuch ajeeb laga...

Maine usse pucha kyu bhai ye earrings kab se pehenne lage ho???

Mera dost bola: Jab se biwi ko ye Car me mile hai!!!

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