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Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.


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Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?

Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.


Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.


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eacher : How Old are You ?

Student : Check the Register ..

Teacher : Where are you from ?

Student : Check in school Info..

Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?

Student : Ask My Heart

Teacher : Stupid where is your Heart ?

Student : Ask your daughter!!

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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we haven't reached airport yet.

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