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One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.
One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal bluetooth ka zamana hai yaar

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Sandal nikalu kya?


Boy : Jaan-e-man ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

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Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi aise hi aaja!!
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Neela daant


One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

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One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal bluetooth ka zamana hai yaar
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How fruits are eaten


Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.

Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.

Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.
Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?

Banana : Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.

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Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna

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Sandal nikalu kya?


Boy : Jaan-e-man ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi aise hi aaja!!

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