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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy
it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why
three?

Husband: For u and ur parents.

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Ek patni apne pati se kehti ha ki badam khao kro dimag tej hoti ha

pati bola tujhe kuch ni pata aise hi bakwas krti rehti ha mera dimag pehle hi tej ha

patni:chl ye bata ek gahun ki bori me kitne ddaane hote ha

pati:ye kaise bata sakta ha koi,

patni:chl muhn khol n ek badam ka dana pati ke muhn me daal diya

pati:ha kha lia badam ab

patni:acha ye bta 1 darzan me kitne kele aatte ha

pati:12

patni: dekha mere badam ka kamal.

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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5S

Girl: WOW!!..... Konsi company ka???

Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka hai.

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Dhoni: meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai kya karu??

Viru: boost de.

Salmaan: revital de.

Dada: sona chandi chyawanprash de.

Aasaram- ek moka muje bhi de

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