Post a Funny Joke
 

Wife ( in romantic mood ):-
Koi sher sunao ?
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Husband - abhi nahi,

wife-plzzz sunao
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Husband : kal sunauga, abhi neend aa rhi h, sone de

wife: mujhse pyar krte ho to abhi sunao
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Husband -suno! !

Jane jigar janeman, 90 kilo tera wazan,

tu jo mujhpe giregi, mar jaonga mai sanam!

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What is secret of succesS?
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by Right Decisions
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How do you make right decisions?
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by Experience
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How do you get experience?
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by Wrong Decision
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so sucess is wrong decision

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5 year old boy : I love you
mom!!!
Mom : Awww..!Ilove you
too!
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17 year old boy : I love you
mom!
Mom : sorry, no money

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Phone rings
GIRL: Hello.
GUY: My luv how r u doing?
GIRL: Am fine.
GUY: Will you be free during the

weekend,and can u come to my
house?
GIRL: Am sorry I cant make it
because Iwill be attending my
aunty's wedding and thenext
day i'l be busy,im so occupied.
GUY: Ooh ok,was just planning
to take u out for
shopping,supris e u with an
iPhone5,then buy u the dress
u've been asking for...
GIRL: I will be coming and I
may even spend the whole
weekend there if you want my
love.
GUY: What about the wedding?
GIRL: Which wedding,I was
joking...
GUY: Me too

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