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Arranged Marriage is parents way of saying ,
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"Rehne do, tumse nahi hoga. Hum hi tumhara kuch Jugaad karte hai ''

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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu
hoya"..
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Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
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ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu
ki padheygi..

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Teacher to Pappu : hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.

Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain.

Pappu : Mummy muje sab pata hai
Mummy : beta ye Rs100 le aur chup rehna. Raamu to bas room saaf karta hai.

Pappu : Raamu mujhe sab pata hai
Raamu : sab jaanne ke baad bhi baap ke gale nahin lagega, pagley!!

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar
rahe
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Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache
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hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,
Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
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