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Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....?

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Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the:

Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.

Wife romantic andaaz me boli :
Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khayaal hai?

Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?

Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.=))

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Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ?
Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye.
Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo !

later.

Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ?
Salesman : 650/- only.
Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.

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