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पप्पू (पड़ोसी से )- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है कि क्या बताऊं।

पड़ोसी (पप्पू से)- क्या मजाक करती है?

पप्पू - कल मैं घर गया उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रखा
और वो मजाक में बोली
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दूधवाला.

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Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone grin.png

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?
How Should Central Bank fight
these Inflationary Trends with Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
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Girl : Hmmmm.
Daal Chawal khaye Hai !

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Unmarried boy: "Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai."

Father: "Kar le beta, phir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achhi lagengi."

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Life Cycle:

Class 10 : Beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir
saari zindagi aaraam karna.

class 11: Beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le
phir aaram se rehna.

Graduation: Beta, bus degree achhi tarah
puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega.

After graduation: Beta, post graduation kar le, phir maze
karna.

After post graduation: Nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai,
kaam pe kaun jayega tera baap..

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