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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai...

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HuSbaNd n wIfE wEnt 2 pIcNiC,

At pIcNiC sPoT hUsBaNd lOstEd hEr wIfE.



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MORAL:

LucK By Chance

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On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..



Wife: Wat r u thinking?



Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife-s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date



Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years



Wife smiles --Yes"



Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!

i would-ve been free today!grin.png

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Gajini 2:
1st Scene
Amir Khan Ka Beta Apna Tifin Box Road Par Khol Raha Tha.
Why?
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Wo Dekh Raha Tha K Wo School Ja Rha Hai Ya School Se Aa Rha Hai.

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