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Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

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Banta: Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti grin.png

Santa: Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya? :o

Banta Muskurate Hue: Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti

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Tution sir: abey gadhe , homework kyun nahi kiya.
New age student: tameez se baat kar sale,customer se koi aise baat karta hai kya?

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Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.

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Doctr-Ab kya haal h? Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h. Dct-Dawai khali thi kya? Pt-Nhi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi. Dc-I mean dawai leli thi? Pt-Apne di to maine leli. Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi? Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi. Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee lia tha? Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha.. . . . .

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