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Ladki sath ho to restaurant ka bill

Ladki door ho to mobile ka bill

Ladki hmesha ke liye door ho jaye to "daru ka bill"

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Fact about girls
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Jo Ladkiyan Facebook Me Attitude Dikhati hain
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Real Me Unhe koi Ghaas Bhi Nahi Dalta..

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BF txt to his GF on watsApp...
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BF - Hi
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GF - Hello
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BF - Kahan pr ho?
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GF - Main apne papa ki BMW me
club ja rhi hu, abhi driver mujhe
club chor dega, uske baad mall
mey shopping k liye jaungi, tab
tumhe call krti hu, Tum kahan pr
ho?
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BF - 729 no ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE, TUM TICKET
MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI..

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Abhi ek paan ki tapri(stall) mein Prem Rog movie ka "ye galiyaan ye chaubara" gaana baj raha tha.

"kal bhi suraj nikalegaa kal bhi panchhi gaaenge,

sab tujhko dikhaai dege par hum na nazar aaenge"

Jab ye line aayi, pata nahi kyun Sheila Dixit ji ka chehra yaad aa gaya.

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