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Girl : What are you doing ?

Boy : killing mosquitoes

Girl : how many did you killed?

Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!

Girl : how did you know that?
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Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..

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Kid 2 Mom:" 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen..
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Mom:" Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:" Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech Raha Hai...

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Smart Father...

Beta - Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar
bike hi leni hai...
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Baap - Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya
350cc ki bulet,
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picha tune 100cc
ki scooty ka hi karna hai....

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Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do
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Pandit:" kyon ??
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Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
swarg me kaam ayegi..
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Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
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student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai. .

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