Post a Funny Joke
 

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20 (Red Rose)
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Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100
(Card + Ice Cream)
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Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250
(Cant give a low price chocolate)
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Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700
(That's the lowest price)
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Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130
(Again, few food expenses )
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Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250
(You have to hug after applying a DEO)
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Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150
(SPRAY MINT before kissing) .
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Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(You cant handle lesser than this amount)
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CONGRATULATIONS-SINGLES,,,
You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week !!

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Husband- i love you.

Wife- babaji ka thullu

Husband- i will die 4u

Wife- babaji ka thullu

Husband- i cant live without u.

Wife- babaji ka thullu

Husband- i can do anything 4u.

Wife- babaji ka thullu

Husband- i will give u diamond ring.
Wife- really.

Husband- babaji ka thullu !

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Ek husband market jaata hai aur kisi kaam se apni wife ko call karta hai.

Husband: Helloo, call me Shonu.
Wife: Mera Shona Babu....

Husband: Arrrrre.... Call Me Sweetheart...
Wife: My sweetu... Sweetheart....

Husband: Ufffff...... Call me Honey...
Wife: Mera hannu darling....

Husband: O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nahi hai aur mujhe bahut zaroori kuch puchna hai, emergency hai...

Wife: Oho... ok ok... Sorry... Sorry.. Abhi karti hu!

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एक बार एक शराबी नशे में टुन होकर गिरता पड़ता अपने घर पहुंचा।

उसकी यह हालत देख रात में तो पत्नी ने उसे कुछ नहीं कहा परन्तु सुबह होते ही उसकी खबर लेने की ठानी।

सुबह होते ही पत्नी अपने पति से बोली।

पत्‍‌नी : रात को आप पीके गटर में गिर गए थे।

पति : क्या बताऊं, सब गलत संगत का असर है, हम चार दोस्त, एक बोतल और वह तीनों पीते नहीं।

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