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Police: *Knock knock*

KAPIL : Kaun Hai ?

Police: Police, Humko Sirf Baat Karni hai.

KAPIL : How many are you?

Police: Three

KAPIL : Toh aapas mai hi baat karlona bewakufoo ...

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She:- Tu itna acha he fir kya reason
hai ki teri koi GF nahi he?
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Me:- Tu ban ja
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She:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
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Me:- Bas yehi reason hai.. ..

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Ek Ladki ne boy friend ko phone kiya to uske bhanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai.

Jawab mein bachhe ne jo kaha usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

uss ne masumiyat se kaha: lekin aunty mobile pe to KUTIYA likha hua hai

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Valentines special
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"Bandar ne kiya sherni ko propose"
gift me diya usne red rose...
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Sherni ne kaha apni surat Aaine me
dekh, Bandar bola Surat pe mat ja PAGLI,
"Confidence to dekh

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