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Husband and wife were attending a TV show. Host asked - What were you doing last night?

Wife - It was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

But the husband had a different story to express.

Husband- It was horrible. I came home, theres no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didnt have money left for a cab.

We walked home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!

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Due to some technical issues,This time summer season will not be available after winter season.
Please enjoy rainy season

Regards
Inder-dev

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Alt + 0153..... ... trademark symbol
Alt + 0169.... .... copyright symbol
Alt + 0174..... ....registered trademark symbol
Alt + 0176 .........degree symbol
Alt + 0177 .......plus-or-minus sign
Alt + 0182 ........paragraph mark
Alt + 0190 .......fraction, three-fourths
Alt + 0215 .........multiplication sign
Alt + 0162.......the cent sign
Alt + 0161.......... .upside down exclamation point
Alt + 0191.......... upside down question mark
Alt + 1...........smiley face
Alt + 2 ......☻.....black smiley face
Alt + 15.....☼.....sun
Alt + 12......♀.....f emale sign
Alt + 11.....♂......male sign
Alt + 6.......♠.....spade
Alt + 5.......♣...... Club
Alt + 3............. Heart
Alt + 4.......♦...... Diamond
Alt + 13......♪.....eighth note
Alt + 14......♫...... beamed eighth note
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Alt + 8236.....∞..... infinity
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Alt + 26.....→.....right arrow
Alt + 27......←.....left arrow
Alt + 18.....↕......up/down arrow
Alt + 29......↔... left right arrow

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एक शराबी ने दोस्तों की दावत
का प्रोग्राम बनाया, और अपने ही घर से
रात को बकरा चोरी किया।
रात को अपने दोस्तों के साथ खूब दावत
का मजा लिया और सुबह जब घर
पहुंचा तो बकरा घर में ही था।
यह देख उसने बीवी से पूछा, "ये बकरा कहाँ से
आया?"
बीवी बोली, "बकरे को मारो गोली, ये
बताओ रात को तुम चोरों की तरह कुत्ते
को कहाँ ले गए थे?"

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