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Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm"

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In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks- . . .
British- I will sleep now. ..
American- I want to work on internet. ..
German- I will watch movies now. ..
Chinese- I will listen to music now. . . . .
INDIAN- Aaj tera bhai Plane chalayega..!

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Ek ladKi SwarG mein gyi bhagwan ne us se puchq kya chahiye tumhe ??? . LadKi boli :- meri kisi Engineer se shadi krwa do . Bhagwan bolay :- beta pehle kisi Engineer ko swarg mein to aane do...... . . . . . . Sudhar jaO Kamino baat ab upar tak pahuch gayi hai....

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English na aane ka Nuksaan: Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight? . . . . . . . . . Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?

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